September 28, 2004
Happy to announce a front page photo in the school paper. After stepping on the scale, and noticing a bit of a difference from what the reading was two months ago, I’ve decided to initiate operation make my stomach shrink. I gradually ate larger and larger portions until I look like a large portion. It [...]
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September 27, 2004
My first wedding gig came and went about as fast as it takes people to sober up at those weddings. I haven’t been to many weddings in my life, and only two that had booze involved. Perhaps now that I’m older, and a bit more trained at observing people and making mental commentary, I notice [...]
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