April 2004

My life as a Band

April 30, 2004

Some days I feel like a musician, but not just a musician, an entire band. Before you commit me for psychological assessment, I don’t have any sort of personality quirks. Not more than you anyways. My mind works like the composer. Everything flowing with an eye for beauty and a respect for all things. Occasionally [...]

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Po-ta-toes

April 29, 2004

Enough books have already been written about the subject, does my professor really need to know this much about the Irish immigrants into the u.s.? I think I may be able to succinctly write this whole paper in one sentence. “Irish people were hungry, unemployed, and dying, so they came to the united states and [...]

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Writing Prompt, Weird

April 28, 2004

Prompts brought to us by: Wednesday Weird Ones If you had a personal motto, what would it be? It seems as though such heroes as Stuart Smalley, The Tick, and Napoleon have taken most of the good mottos. If I were in the possession of a personal motto, the people who are easily amused by [...]

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Would you take my picture?

April 28, 2004

My favorite comments about the color change so far: It matches my room! Puke Green? Is that poop brown for the letters? No, you need a better monitor. Don’t I know it! Minty! It isn’t you. It Isn’t? No. I don’t need to explain. Since Saturday, I’ve now arranged four paying photography gigs. Paying, even [...]

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